1. What are you if you are Mabsoot?
A Mabsoot is someone who goes out to dinner covered in chimney dust.
2. What does it mean to nidificate?
To skinny dip together before marriage.
3. What is a pabouch?
This is a term for when men acquire excess fat in their pectoral region; aka “man boobs.”
4. What is quab?
It’s when you smack yourself on your hip and it makes a funny noise.
5. What is tacenda ?
A Mexican-Italian-Chinese fusion dish made by frying a tortilla and then topping it with Alfredo sauce and Kung Pao chicken.
6. What does it mean to be ulotrichous?
It means that you purse your lips together too much when you talk.
7. What is waftage?
When someone passes gas and it travels a distance so that people smell it from far away.
8. What does it mean to yaff?
To head bang sideways.
9. What is to yuke?
10. What is zabaglione?
It’s an Italian candy with pink, black, and white pinstripes, shaped like a violin.
Written for Fibbing Friday: “The idea is to have fun, be outrageous (but please keep it family friendly), silly, cheeky, or whatever takes your fancy to fib your socks off.”