Harry

“Hey,” I say to H, “Did you notice that that guy is wearing a wedding ring?” “Who cares? He’s just going to buy us a bunch of drinks, and then we’ll never see him again.” H and I have gone out dancing within walking distance of my apartment, and we’ve found a couple of men…

Pineapple

“Get up get up get up now, we have to go.” Someone is hitting me. It’s incredibly hard to open my eyes, but when I do, I see E, Standing in front of me, hastily clad in her bikini. But the thing is, E would never ever Let her bathing suit hang off of her…